I know I’m going to need this one day.
On September 1, 2011 I realized (and was embarrassed) that my 11yo knows all of the words to “Last Friday Night” by Katy Perry.
I heard him say the word hickey and asked, “Do you know what a hickey is?”
Michael: “Yeah, it’s gross. It’s when you suck on someone’s skin and it turns purple. Dad told me. Why would someone do that? It’s nasty.”
Exactly, Michael. Nasty. So, we’ll never have this conversation again, right?