Jack came home from his second day of preschool excited because they got a new class hamster! Those preschool teachers sure are brave! With a vewy sewious (á la Elmer Fudd) face, he told me about the new rules set forth.
New hamster rule #1: Pet it gently.
New hamster rule #2: Don’t drop it.
New hamster rule #3: Don’t throw the hamster into a cactus.
New hamster rule #4: Don’t throw it.
New hamster rule #5: Don’t throw rocks at the hamster.
I swear… I didn’t make these up. They change a little every time I ask him to repeat them, but the cactus one is always mentioned.0